P Interlude

So, our young adult group leader loves words beginning with the letter P. After a lengthy group discussion about obscure words starting with P, he challenged us to come up with sentences with as many P words as possible. Since I love word play myself, I immediately took up the challenge and added my own challenge to do it without any non-P words. The following sentence was the result:

Periodically, per pontifical prompting, parish priests pray pre-prandially, "Pater, provender provider, please permit poor parochial people prosperous partaking presently."

Or revised to better fit the group (Previous):

Periodically, per pastoral prompting, Previous persons pray pre-prandially, "Pater, provender provider, please permit poor parochial people prosperous partaking presently."