"Stupid Survey"

I got this forwarded from Chris and thought, Hey, why not? (I'm not too good at one-word answers, though.)

01. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? one set is clear glass, t'other multi colored
02. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I don't remember the name of the current one, but I'm getting ready to re-read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
03. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse isn't on a pad, but I have a really cool one from Scotland that has Edinburgh Castle, a Westie, Castle Urquhart, Wallace Memorial, a Scottish piper, the Forth Bridge, highland cattle, Balmoral Castle, Greyfriars Bobby, and St. Andrews.
04. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Shetland Yard, maybe
05. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? sour milk
06. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKEUP IN THE MORNING? what I need to do that day
07. FAVORITE COLOR? green or brown - brown just seems rather underappreciated, but it has such a wonderful variety of beautiful shades
08. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? pink
09. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? however many it takes to find the phone
10. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR NEXT CHILD'S NAME? Janna Kathryn
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? that depends on too many outside factors
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? when the speed limit is fast
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? on occasion, Sammy Sad Sack
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS? of course
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? '93 blue Ford Escort, the same one I've got now
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Taurus - maybe that should be my next car
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? umm, yeah
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? a board game tester
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? light strawberry brown
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full
21. FAVORITE MOVIE? Singin' In the Rain
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? usually, but lately stuff's been coming out garbled
23. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? a table
24. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? both
25. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG? hot dog
26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Fall
27. BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Scotland
28. WHAT WALLPAPER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? some inland view of St. Croix
29. FAVORITE FAST FOOD? Long John Silver's or any taco joint
30. SPICY OR MILD? mild